
Still-timely questions from untimely suicide vic. Worthy comments from ace satirist.
20 September 2008
11 August 2008
06 August 2008
TV IS GOOD FOR YOU

By the grace of my tenancy in a convenience-addled apartment complex, I have what cable bargain-hunters and American motel proprietors routinely refer to as free HBO. Thusly, I have access to a lot of extra television: worthless blockbuster comedies, scattershot mini-festivals (Kubrick and Hughes, recently), "The Wire" (which is superb no matter how white I may be for saying so), and so on. In the end, I could take or leave all of it, but I was just blindsided by this fairly gut-wrenching documentary. Not sure how one could catch it without HBO, but it's worth the effort to do so. For anyone anxious to set aside their own pesky albatrosses, depressions and drudgery, there's nothing better than a scorchingly intimate look into the lives of people whose entire universes have been irrevocably rocked by a serious head injury. For my part, I have resolved not to complain about anything for at least a year. Which is not to say that it's just some dark, pathetic journey that makes all your problems feel slight by comparison. The thing really digs into the medical and emotional complexity of these cases, shedding light on some pretty obscure and remarkable corners of humanity. (Meanwhile, if the network reruns "Big Daddy" one more time, I may have to file a claim for a brain injury of my own.)
13 July 2008
04 July 2008
PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
As seen through a Moscow shop window at 3:30 a.m. in December 2005. Say what you will about the economic stratification of the Russian state, but at least the trains don't stop running at midnight.
03 July 2008
LATE GREAT

Despite the numerous obits I read last month, it didn't really dawn on me (again) that Harvey Korman was the voice of The Great Gazoo. Has there been a more absurdly ingenious cartoon bum-rush?
11 June 2008
27 May 2008
A QUIET POEM
15 May 2008
BODIES AT REST
13 May 2008
SO WINNING

"... so winning, so sweetly reasonable as to make her the dearest of friends to all who had the privilege of intimate association with her, and a permanent source of refreshment to the human spirit. She intuitively perceived life under the highest possible forms, the forms of beauty and love. Truth and goodness were, she thought, means for the achievement of those two supreme ends. Truth was to her a handmaid of the spiritualized imagination, not its tyrant. Many of those who pass lives of unremitting preoccupation with the problems of truth and goodness are wearied and encumbered with much serving. We honor them, and rightly; but if they have nothing but this to offer us, our hearts do not run to meet them." —Algar Thorold, Viareggio, Italy, 1906 (as excerpted from the introduction to his translation of "The Dialogue of Saint Catherine of Siena)
12 May 2008
RELATIVITY
I once was involved in the staging of a crime scene in Long Beach. It was nothing sinister, just a small fit of pranking on some friends who were out of town and had left us their keys for housesitting purposes. The day before they returned, we placed faux murder weapons (ketchup-smeared cutlery, etc.) and some ominous Post-Its in just about every room. To cap it off, we used masking tape to make a fake chalk outline of a homicide vic just inside the front door. It was great for morbid laughs, and passably funny to the residents the next day, until they pulled up the tape and simultaneously pulled a layer of finish off the wood floor, leaving a semi-permanent chalk outline. (Did I mention they were renting the place?) I was remembering this today and thinking it would make a great metaphor for something else, though I have no idea what.
11 May 2008
10 May 2008
FARLEY, IN MEMORIAM

Chris Farley was, in the parlance of our time, not to be fucked with, so it's perfectly appropriate to see the Wisconsin Historical Society hosting a memorial exhibition ten years after his passing. Still, any museum event touting the display of props from "Tommy Boy" and "Beverly Hills Ninja" seems underpinned by a particularly abject sort of longing.







